"If toast always lands the butter side down, and a cat always lands on it's feet. What happens if you strap toast on a cat and drop it?" -Steven Wright
Here we go, this guy was thinking. I'll bet he did dozens of tests and made severals of hypothesises(whoa) to come to the conclusion that a toast-strapped cat. . . will hover off the ground. It's like a magnetic field man, someday we are all gonna be riding our toast cats to work. "Eco-friendly, and dogs get a kick out of it!"
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This is the best thing I have read all day.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to get me a toast strapped cat!
that is stupid. i love cats, and i hate toast.
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