Connor "Crazychopsticks" Cheyne
Born Date: 1942. . . Columbus sailed the ocean blue, half past noon o'clock.
Born Place: Gerald's Bar and Grill
Weight: Muscles
Height: Undefined
Credit Card Number: 6
Superpowers: Regrettably. . . none
Sense of Direction: Ridiculously low
Jonah "T" Heemstra
Born Day: Unknown
Born Where?: Mountain Town, Iowa
Weight:1.5 goats
Height: 3 sacks of barley
Identity Theft: Much
Recent Crimes: 6 counts of Not Parking Violations, 3 counts of Frolicking in the Minimal, and 9 counts of Disturbing the Peace, which includes yelling, screaming, loud music, and clubbing a small tree with a toilet scrubber while singing "It ain't gonna rain no more."
Set lasers to stun.
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Seriously, best post EVER.
ReplyDeletehaha...NOT FUNNY!
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ReplyDeleteWHY DO I CONTINUE TO READ THIS
is it because i find myself rolling on the floor with giggles after reading every post
that is true
but not the reason for continued reading
it is the fact that i can't believe i spend 10 minutes a day with these fools
and at the same time
i am honored to have weeded through all the muck
and found the coolest freshmen of the class of 2012 to chill with
i tip my hat to you gentlemen
except i am not wearing a hat right now
i have bed head
so...
high five instead
sincerely
-figure it out yourself
that is really funny!
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