Just Some Thoughts. . . In Olde English

Things Not To Joketh About

• The destruction of thine sisters bunny.
• The quality of thine mothers foodstuffs.
• The economical crisis of thine mother-country.
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What thou Doest to Get Thine Butt Whooped In Thy School

• Quote thy favorite Sci-Fi movie. If thou wisheth to re-live the Star Wars battles, do so in thine bedroom.
  
• Act older than thy superiors. A senior is he, so moveth from his way. Particularly in thine lunch line area.
• Tuck in thy shirt, pull up thy breeches, and weareth a mighty belt. . . and a Detroit Lions hooded sweatshirt.
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How to Get thine Bottocks Chuckethed Into Thine Local Prison

• Driveth drunkenly, with thine cigar in mouth, and beer can in thy cupholder. Though you are only 14. Swerveth to thy left and to thy right, so as to cause panic to the sharers of thine road. Don't look where thy goeth. Speaketh to thine friends in the backseat, who are playing with knives as long as thine shin-bone. Do not shake too violently though, for thou might forgeteth about thine 4 illegal immigrants that thou picked up earlier. Smoking medical marijuanna for the injury they might receive in the future. Oh, and put out thine rear tail-lights. How pointless.
  
• Insult thine mothers meatloaf.
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How to Get Out Of Economical Crisis

• Moveth to Sweden, where meatballs and dynamite are thine true economy.
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• Kill thine sisters bunny.