Apr 10, 2009

The Cyber-Journals of Spaceman Marty Jones

Thursday
March 32
0400 hours
Waxing moon
High Tide
Air Pressure: 70 PSI
Status: Cyber-hungry...

Dear Voice Recognition System X3000
Todays cyber-events in Sector XII, Subsection Beta, were very uneventful. I managed to thwart the evil plans of severals of level 12 Cyber-Gangloid Overloads. It was not a muchly entertaining event, most of the Cyber-Gangloids I encounter these days are up on level 57. They be the Cyber-Axe weilding kind too. There was one Cyber-issue on the Cyber-Max Bus this morning though. Some Cyber-Hippies hacked some Intenet-Trojan-Cyber-Viruses on to my Cyber-Walkman. I was stuck listening to contemporary jazz for up on twelve dang minutes!!

And not to mention the Cyber-Babes on my coffee break.
For real, not to mention them.

Cyber-ing out
Twelfth Assistant Liutenant Chipotle Manager of the Third Degree in Mathematics
Martin (Marty) Jones

5 comments:

  1. Glad to see that you are making good use of Jonah's new internet access!! :)

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  2. Connor! Dude! Where ya been? We missed ya the sunday before last! You alright?

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  3. come on ur taking 4ever to post another post!

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