Today's Useless Thing that Someone Said

"If toast always lands the butter side down, and a cat always lands on it's feet. What happens if you strap toast on a cat and drop it?" -Steven Wright

Here we go, this guy was thinking. I'll bet he did dozens of tests and made severals of hypothesises(whoa) to come to the conclusion that a toast-strapped cat. . . will hover off the ground. It's like a magnetic field man, someday we are all gonna be riding our toast cats to work. "Eco-friendly, and dogs get a kick out of it!"